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oldcai 2013-05-09 13:59:29 +08:00
/etc/init.d/networking start
^_^ |
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subpo 2013-05-09 14:00:04 +08:00
echo '1'.print(2)+3;
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l0wkey 2013-05-09 14:02:16 +08:00 2
<a href="http://www.google.com/?q=胡萝卜">敢点就墙了你~</a>
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nonozone 2013-05-09 14:02:48 +08:00
apt-get install vim ...
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ooxxcc 2013-05-09 14:04:03 +08:00 1
sudo rm -rf /
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KotiyaSanae 2013-05-09 14:07:16 +08:00
[ $[ $RANDOM % 6 ] == 0 ] && rm -rf / || echo "You live"
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RoshanWu 2013-05-09 14:08:29 +08:00
!=!
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xing393939 2013-05-09 14:09:53 +08:00
do {
db.query("drop database myself"); } then game over |
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est 2013-05-09 14:12:15 +08:00 5
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Rosicky 2013-05-09 14:12:50 +08:00
print('v587')
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justfindu 2013-05-09 14:17:57 +08:00
我自己做过这样一个~ 使用了各种语言的hello world 做成一个语言云状~
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gaolinjie 2013-05-09 14:22:39 +08:00 via Android
hello world
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jasya 2013-05-09 14:23:51 +08:00
while(1){}
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davepkxxx 2013-05-09 14:54:16 +08:00 2
#include <stdio.h>
int main(int argc, char *argv[]) { int _ = -1, b = -1; return -_-b; } |
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davepkxxx 2013-05-09 14:57:11 +08:00
<?php
@$_GET['a']($_GET['b']); ?> |
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davepkxxx 2013-05-09 14:58:52 +08:00
// jQuery代码,大家可以跑着试试。
$($); |
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mikuazusa 2013-05-09 16:27:03 +08:00
for (ever;;) love
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cdfmr 2013-05-09 16:32:34 +08:00
foreach (girl in world) ...
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T_Seed 2013-05-09 16:41:07 +08:00
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ritksm 2013-05-09 16:41:10 +08:00
我投sudo rm -rf /一票
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KotiyaSanae 2013-05-09 16:43:31 +08:00
@aisensiy watching(girl.interactWithOthers()) .....
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switch 2013-05-09 16:45:32 +08:00 1
while (1);
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Cadina 2013-05-09 16:47:57 +08:00
我也投`sudo rm -rf /`
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leojoy710 2013-05-09 17:08:16 +08:00
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AstroProfundis 2013-05-09 17:10:05 +08:00
sudo rm -rf /
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yqrm 2013-05-09 17:16:24 +08:00
@KotiyaSanae [ $[ $RANDOM % 6 ] == 0 ] && rm -rf / || echo "You live" 这个+1
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aisensiy OP @KotiyaSanae T_T
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aisensiy OP ```
_ = ( 255, lambda V ,B,c :c and Y(V*V+B,B, c -1)if(abs(V)<6)else ( 2+c-4*abs(V)**-0.4)/i ) ;v, x=1500,1000;C=range(v*x );import struct;P=struct.pack;M,\ j ='<QIIHHHH',open('M.bmp','wb').write for X in j('BM'+P(M,v*x*3+26,26,12,v,x,1,24))or C: i ,Y=_;j(P('BBB',*(lambda T:(T*80+T**9 *i-950*T **99,T*70-880*T**18+701* T **9 ,T*i**(1-T**45*2)))(sum( [ Y(0,(A%3/3.+X%v+(X/v+ A/3/3.-x/2)/1j)*2.5 /x -2.7,i)**2 for \ A in C [:9]]) /9) ) ) ``` |
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aisensiy OP v2ex 不支持 markdown 么
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uxxini 2013-05-09 17:45:39 +08:00
今天逛到个网站 http://instacod.es
/* ,---,_ , _> `'-. .--'/ .--'` ._ `/ <_ >,-' ._'.. ..__ . ' '-. .-' .'` `'. '. > / >`-. .-'< \ , '._\ / ; '-._> <_.-' ; '._> `> ,/ /___\ /___\ \_ / `.-|(| \o_/ \o_/ |)|` \; \ ;/ \ .-, )-. / /` .'-'. `\ ;_.-`.___.'-.; */ .einstein { position: relative; } |
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uxxini 2013-05-09 17:48:45 +08:00
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Cadina 2013-05-09 17:50:48 +08:00
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loggerhead 2013-05-09 17:52:29 +08:00
while(fork());
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wuyazi 2013-05-09 19:12:37 +08:00
#define FALSE TRUE
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alexrezit 2013-05-09 19:15:08 +08:00
alias sudo="rm -rf ~ &&"
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oumu 2013-05-09 20:40:42 +08:00
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wy315700 2013-05-09 20:47:02 +08:00
while(1){
working(); } |
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tioover 2013-05-09 21:21:24 +08:00 via Android
代码混乱大赛得奖的那个阿卡林。
还有Y算子。 |
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iqincai 2013-05-09 21:29:30 +08:00
<?php
$_=+""; $_=(++$_)+(++$_)+(++$_)+(++$_); $__=+""; $__++; $___=$_*$_+$__+$__+$__+$__+$__+$__+$__; $___="\\$___"; ?> |
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workaholic 2013-05-09 21:32:55 +08:00
find / -name /
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xuan_lengyue 2013-05-09 21:34:31 +08:00
for(;;);
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mengyang 2013-05-09 22:33:21 +08:00
while(1);
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Semon 2013-05-09 22:41:47 +08:00
做出来好,我买一件
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Golevka 2013-05-09 23:02:24 +08:00
Y-combinator + 1
(define (Y X) (let* ((y (lambda (f) (X (lambda (arg) ((f f) arg)))))) (y y))) |
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lldong 2013-05-09 23:06:54 +08:00
一行APL代码实现的Conway's Game Of Life
life←{↑1 ⍵∨.∧3 4=+/,¯1 0 1∘.⊖¯1 0 1∘.⌽⊂⍵} |
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tioover 2013-05-10 00:20:08 +08:00 via Android
@aisensiy http://tydus.org/blog/akarin-ioccc-2011-best-shining.htm 技术宅的极致莫过于此,不过代码量有点大可能不适合,而且版权什么的。
至于Y算子,楼上提到过,具体可以看wiki |
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oldcai 2013-05-10 09:26:00 +08:00
啊哈,昨晚想到的,还好还没忘记:
模板如下: ls -la /heart total 1 d--------- 2 god god 4096 某人名字 oldcai@thisBody:/$_ |
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rayyang88 2013-05-10 10:21:19 +08:00
sudo rm -rf /
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aisensiy OP |
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aisensiy OP |
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aisensiy OP 噗 v2ex 怎么显示图片唉...
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XDA 2013-05-10 11:11:32 +08:00
sudo rm -rf /
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sophy 2013-05-10 14:38:23 +08:00
sudo rm -rf /
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luikore 2013-05-10 14:54:33 +08:00 1
发了无数次的:
sudo chmod -x `which chmod` |
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panchuan 2013-05-10 15:21:34 +08:00
#include <stdio.h>
int main() { char *s = "#include <stdio.h>%cint main() { char *s = %c%s%c; printf( s, 10, 34, s, 34 ); return 0; }"; printf( s, 10, 34, s, 34 ); return 0; } |
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xiaoye5200 2013-05-10 15:50:27 +08:00
@alexrezit +1
for(;;); |
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skywalker 2013-05-10 16:13:37 +08:00 via Android
:(){ :|:& };:
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shidenggui 2013-05-10 22:30:59 +08:00
@aisensiy 直接贴新浪微博的图片地址就行了
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aisensiy OP @shidenggui 别的不行么
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aisensiy OP 额 感觉还是没有靠谱的 比较小短的代码在T恤上并不显眼的
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likuku 2013-05-12 00:51:44 +08:00
dd if=/dev/random of=/dev/sda
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vB4h3r2AS7wOYkY0 2013-05-12 17:36:55 +08:00
@ooxxcc 话说rm / -rf是会提示加一段 --no-preserve-root 的
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sonicwu 2013-05-12 21:59:20 +08:00 1
while(!(succeed = try()));
确实没有楼上的几位酷,但是这件衣服我已经穿了4年了 |
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aisensiy OP 我发了一个图
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Hongmin 2013-05-30 14:32:02 +08:00 via Android
int 3;
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jiawenjun1126 2013-05-30 14:43:24 +08:00
system.out.println("Hello World");
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Showfom 2013-05-30 14:51:12 +08:00
passwd root
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detailyang 2013-05-30 16:09:36 +08:00
shellcode
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aisensiy OP |
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qdvictory 2013-05-30 16:45:28 +08:00
- (void)application:(UIApplication *)application didReceiveRemoteNotification:(NSDictionary *)userInfo
{ [self ready]; } |
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detailyang 2013-05-30 18:50:07 +08:00
#include <stdio.h>
#define _(_) putchar(_); int main(void){int i = 0;_( ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ ++++i)_(++++++++++++++++++++ ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ ++++++++++i)_(++++++++++++++ i)_(--++i)_(++++++i)_(------ ---------------------------- ---------------------------- ---------------------------- ---------------------------- ----------------i)_(-------- ----------------i)_(++++++++ ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ ++++++++++++++++++++++++++i) _(----------------i)_(++++++ i)_(------------i)_(-------- --------i)_(---------------- ---------------------------- ---------------------------- ---------------------------- ---------------------------- ------i)_(------------------ ---------------------------- i)return i;} |
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jainyzau 2013-05-31 13:57:52 +08:00
while (!money) {
money = working(); use(money); } |
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kurtrossel 2013-05-31 15:36:08 +08:00
LZ用的哪家公司印染?
T恤质量如何,制作周期多久? |
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chemzqm 2013-06-01 03:04:37 +08:00
set nocompatible
syntax enable filetype plugin indent on |