@iiduce
@Totoria
@TheOtherBruce
事情发展得越来越吊诡了。
亚马逊和 UPS 的服务简直是叼得一逼啊， UPS 能确认的就是件不知道去哪了。 UPS 要求发件方也就是美亚向他们提交查询申请，他们才能出证明件件确实找不到了。我是中亚海外购买的，我找中亚的客服没毛病吧？结果中亚说他们没有渠道联系美亚（我干，你们亚马逊内部居然没有渠道联系，那搞什么海外购啊？），要不就你自己联系，要不就等消息。

行，那我就自己给美亚写邮件。

The issue you chose indicates you may need us to take action on your order. Please include the following information:

Item name: Blue Microphones Yeti USB Microphone Space Gray
From:Amazon Export Sales LLC
Carrier: UPS, Tracking #: 1Z6309WA0417377649

Description of issue:

Dear Amazon,
Tell you what, you have no idea how frustrated I am right now. I placed an order in amazon.cn Global store on 24th,Dec.2016, today is 13th,Jan.2017, I still haven't got a clue about whereabout my damn package is. I'd called couple dozen times to amazon CN hotline(4009105668) and UPS hotline, they're just kicking me like a ball.

First I called amazon CN(9th,Jan), they said they would help me to contact UPS and ask them to call me back about the states of the package, which they did so "efficiently", I got UPS's call today(13th,Jan) and they just simply tell me they have no idea where is my package. "You need to ask the sender which is amazon US to file in a request to us "officially" so we can provide any proof to your package."

Then I called amazon again, that's where the funniest part begins, your CN hotline colleague said they don't have channel to get a grab with amazon US, either I contact YOU directly which i am doing right now or wait for a call back from don't know who and don't know when which I am also doing right now.

Please provide me a solution to your problem asap if you still care about your customer.

BR,
Ethan Lu

那么问题来了，中亚和美亚的账号不通用的，我中亚的账号在美亚是根本登陆不了的，所以我不知道联系美亚提供我的账号给他们他们能怎么查。

听到她说没有办法联系我都笑了，问她要工号，没有，给你名字吧，那打上来说找谁谁谁就可以找到是吗？不是，我们的电话没有办法转接，只能留言通知那位同事给你回复。那就转你们经理吧，抱歉，我们电话没办法转接，只能留言通知负责投诉的经理给你回复，什么时候回复，一般是 24 小时之内。亚马逊真心屌！

买个域名，弄个 QQ 企业邮，挺稳的。

接下来是不是境内注册域名只能解析境内主机？

小时候和大人一起上洗手间，听大人尿尿的声音总是好奇他们为什么不一次尿完，要分几段来尿，我想他们是为了和楼主一样，提肛！

@FreshOldMan 谁给的饭吃听谁的吧。要你也遇上楼主的这茬，关系好 hr 就站你这边？

楼主别怂！公司指控你那些违反公司制度的事情，什么刷网页什么工作不配合，公司应该在发现的同时举证，出警告信让你签字确认，没有那就没有这事。

卷不卷的？卷的可能是阴毛。另外，小蚁可以的。

@TheOtherBruce 听说配送商是随机的， UPS 属于不好彩的，之前海淘过几次美亚都没遇上问题。

@TheOtherBruce 一路都是 UPS

@iiduce 谢谢，看来是经验之谈，那明天我就和客服要求重新发货了。

我宝

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@mofet 所以都是和？

不是都有指派的客服代表咩？打爆它啊