写一句你所知的计算机界名言名句。

[Margelator]

"Any application that can be written in JavaScript, willeventually be written in JavaScript." ——Jeff Atwood
“任何能够用 JavaScript 实现的应用系统，最终都必将用 JavaScript 实现。” ——杰夫·阿特伍德

[tooyoungtoo]

996 是年轻人的福报

[xzysaber]

"There are 2 hard problems in computer science: cache invalidation, naming things, and off-by-1 errors."

[joequan]

这个需求很好改

[raptor]

算法+数据结构=程序
--- Niklaus.Wirth

RIP

[YeatsOnce]

不知道算不算
"No code is the best way to write secure and reliable applications. Write nothing; deploy nowhere."

[3andwich]

Troubleshooting any problem without the error log is like driving with your eyes closed.
在没有错误日志的情况下诊断任何问题无异于闭眼开车。
-- Apache

[sankemao]

write once run anywhere

[haidaomihuan]

hello world

[bluesenzhu]

90%的电脑故障都可以通过重启解决

[jwesthaverr]

计算机图形学第一定律：如果它看上去是对的，那么它就是对的。

[zzzlight]

如无必要，勿增实体 奥卡姆剃刀

[clifftts]

不要有 bug 啊

[hatw]

Have You Tried Turning It Off And On Again?
- IT Crowd

[shiny]

[AboPlus]

"Talk is cheap. Show me the code."
- Linus Torvalds

[fyibmsd]

The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog

[SunDShuai9797]

It works on my machine （在我电脑上好好的）

[atpex]

@Foxkeh #11 去莆田入行了？

[dnfQzjPBXtWmML]

rm -rf /

' '1'='1

[Foxkeh]

@atpex nonono, 就是 just do IT 哈哈

[waltcow]

Keep It Simple, Stupid

[luckycloves]

Don't be evil(Google)

[chris89]

不知道是不是这样说的。

计算机科学领域的任何问题都可以通过增加一个间接的中间层来解决.

[JohnSmith]

“计算机科学领域的任何问题都可以通过增加一个间接的中间层来解决”

[dog82]

show me the code ！

[madworld]

没有银弹

[hambut]

把大象放进冰箱要几步

[llhhss]

我有一个问题，用了多线程后，两个问题有了现在

[bzw875]

人工智能之父，唐纳德.克努特曾经说过：“Programs are meant to be ready by humans and only incidentally for computers to execute.”
程序是写给人读的，只是偶尔让计算机执行

[duluosheng]

重启一下试试

[liuzhedash]

“伟大的车工值得给他几倍于普通车工的薪水,但一个伟大的软件代码作家,其价值则要等同于一个普通的软件写手的价格的 1 万倍.”
(比尔·盖茨)

[guojianwei]

代码和你有一个能跑就行

[me1onsoda]

KISS 原则
Keep
It
Simple
Stupid

[fakepoet]

"programs must be written for people to read, and only incidentally for machines to execute."
"程序必须写得供人们阅读，偶尔供计算机执行"

[ShundL]

press F1 to continue, DEL to enter setup.

[fakepoet]

@bzw875 才发现也有贴这句的，不过你贴的出处应该错了，这句话来自 SICP 前言部分，作者是 Harold Abelson

[RiverMud]

"Andy gives, Bill takes away"

这句话一直成立。

[zhoujx]

讲的明白，就一定能做出来

[KizunaAsaki]

write less, do more.

[wensonsmith]

There are only two hard things in Computer Science: cache invalidation and naming things.

-- Phil Karlton

[Tubering]

write the code, change the world

[sheeta]

0.1+0.2 = 0.30000000000000004

[tudoubutudoupi]

屎山上堆屎？

[Promtheus]

我电脑上没问题啊

[MarioxLinux]

重启试试

[JasonP]

talk is cheap, show me the code

[jucelin]

我有一个天才的 idea,就差一个程序员了

[Jinnrry]

“你的代码跑不起来肯定是你的问题，别质疑编译器有问题” by 大学 c 语言考试

[Jinnrry]

@Jinnrry 考试—>老师

[douluodalu]

第一魂技 缠绕

[mjchow]

重启试试

[usauk1998]

keep hungry,keep foolish

[yKXSkKoR8I1RcxaS]

左手代码，右手诗

[mfuture]

"If Java had true garbage collection, most programs would delete themselves upon execution." - Robert Sewell
“如果 Java 具有真正的垃圾回收功能，那么大多数程序都会在执行时删除自身。” ——罗伯特·休厄尔

[1120101929]

https://coolshell.cn/articles/808.html

[karnaugh]

oh , it works

[vgbhfive]

talk is cheap, show me your code.

[Ysat]

"As economics is known as "The Miserable Science", software engineering should be known as "The Doomed Discipline", doomed because it cannot even approach its goal since its goal is self-contradictory." And "software engineering has accepted as its charter 'How to program if you cannot.'"

—— Dijkstra

[Aoonthetop]

talk is cheap,show me your code

[laojin]

➜ ~ python3
Python 3.11.7 (main, Dec 4 2023, 18:10:11) [Clang 15.0.0 (clang-1500.1.0.2.5)] on darwin
Type "help", "copyright", "credits" or "license" for more information.
>>> import this
The Zen of Python, by Tim Peters

Beautiful is better than ugly.
Explicit is better than implicit.
Simple is better than complex.
Complex is better than complicated.
Flat is better than nested.
Sparse is better than dense.
Readability counts.
Special cases aren't special enough to break the rules.
Although practicality beats purity.
Errors should never pass silently.
Unless explicitly silenced.
In the face of ambiguity, refuse the temptation to guess.
There should be one-- and preferably only one --obvious way to do it.
Although that way may not be obvious at first unless you're Dutch.
Now is better than never.
Although never is often better than *right* now.
If the implementation is hard to explain, it's a bad idea.
If the implementation is easy to explain, it may be a good idea.
Namespaces are one honking great idea -- let's do more of those!

[stonezing]

代码跟人，有一个能跑就行

[zzboat0422]

@JohnSmith @chris89

另一种翻译："没有什么问题是加一层 cache/interface 解决不了的，如果有，那就再加一层"

[x86]

遇到故障如何解决？重装重启重买 --- 华佗

[nullxx]

能跑就不要动

[MonkeyJon]

Code changes the world

[cathub86]

没有银弹

[yanng]

如果它走起来像鸭子，叫起来像鸭子，它就是只鸭子

[notfornothing]

better to run than curse the road

[xiyuesaves]

[7gugu]

又不是不能跑

[koebehshian]

1. 世界上只有 10 种人，懂 10 进制的，不懂 10 进制的。
2. 没有什么是重启解决不了的，如果不行，那就 2 次

[lxh1983]

不要动它

[jyjmrlk]

There are only two kinds of languages: the ones people complain about and the ones nobody uses.

[seanwhy]

“一头牛重 800kg ，一座桥承重 700kg ，牛如何过河？”

[maxssy]

sudo rm -rf /
^C^C^C^C^C^C^C^C^C^C^C^C^C^C

[danhahaha]

一个优秀程序员的效率比 100 个平庸程序员更高

[XDiLa]

没有消息就是好消息

[null113]

刷新试试
重启试试

[xinyu391]

好的软件不是设计出来的，而是重构出来的。

[zhaoxier]

php 是世界上最好的语言!

[maojun]

RTFM

[Knuth]

计算机科学的任何问题都可以通过增加一个中间层解决

[nuonuojump]

996ICU

[zengxs]

“过早的优化是万恶之源” —— Knuth's optimization principle

[Tyrant1984]

@M2K4 幸福的秘诀就是只要兜里还有钱，就全买成内存。

[weiqh]

要把用户当成傻子

[techdp]

if it is run, don't fuck fix it!

[hzzhzzdogee]

KISS 和 Programs must be written for people to read, and only incidentally for machines to execute.

[majula]

勿在浮沙筑高台。——侯捷

[redford42]

软件工程没有银弹

[gulugu]

远离代码

[duron600]

软件开发中任何其他技术目标都不如管理复杂度重要。——《代码大全》

[7477wj]

Linux 哲学:没有消息就是好消息

[xinshoushanglu]

PhpIsTheBestLanguage.java

[dioxide]

锟斤拷烫烫烫

[yinxs2003]

当然是 KISS 原则 —— keep it simple, stupid!

[yogogo]

做一个 TB 平台很简单的吧

[ershierdu]

翻了两页没人提这个：
Attention is all you need.

[cue]

微信是一个生活方式。

[ReekyStive]

海内存知己，天涯若比邻